Almost Everybody Farts

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Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart?
With sly humor, this fun board book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? 

Kids will insist on reading this fabulous rhyming story again and again.

Writer and illustrator Marty Kelley lives in New Hampshire. His picture book, Twelve Terrible Things received a starred review in School Library Journal. Author Christopher Moore called it, “An inspired work of dark humor.” Marty is a popular speaker who visits between over 150 schools a year throughout New England and beyond.

  • 28 page board book
  • 6” x 7” x 1”
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